03.27.09 COURT: BRODEUR BANGED HIS SISTER-IN-LAW
Congratulations to Martin Brodeur, who set the NHL’s all-time wins total earlier this month. And congratulations to Melanie DuBois, who cleaned out her ex-husband in New Jersey alimony proceedings.
The court ruled that Brodeur must pay his ex-wife $500,000 a year until 2020.
Brodeur appealed, asking that he be required to pay alimony only until he retires, which he estimated would be in 2012. Brodeur’s ex-wife, Melanie DuBois, had asked for alimony payments until 2024, when their youngest child is anticipated to graduate from college.
A lower court originally awarded DuBois permanent alimony.
In addition to alimony, DuBois was awarded $132,000 in annual child support and more than $9 million in other assets.
If a tie is like kissing your sister, is doing your sister-in-law like winning a game via shootout? Or is it like scoring a hat trick, and then getting assaulted and robbed in the arena parking lot after the game. Where’s my sports metaphors almanac. I guess that’s technically a simile, isn’t it? Stupid inner Ufford.
|The Trib|
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COURT: BRODEUR BANGED HIS SISTER-IN-LAW
Marty always makes sure he has protection.
I’ve just about had it with the courts raping dudes in divorce procedings. 500k a year? WTF? Sure, the guy is making money now, but when his career is done he shouldn’t be required to pay for this bitch to vacation all year round.
132k a year for child support??? How much do kids cost to raise?
I hate the court system.
Permanent alimony?
If I ever manage to get money….
Pre-nup Pre-nup Pre-nup
This is why marriage is for chumps.
Unless you’re a chick, I see no redeeming qualities.
The even more fucked up part? Before all of this even happened, Brodeur had already given his ex-wife over 5 million to keep her “quiet.” Yet, she still kept calling him every day before a game in the playoffs (the last year he won it), and would tell him she was with a guy that they both knew at that moment. But he still won the cup that year. He’s a true hero.
Moral of the story: Don’t marry until you’re in your 30’s if you are an athlete, and sign an iron clad pre-nup.
Even Michael Strahan thinks that this settlement is fucked.
Well, a simile is a kind of metaphor, so you’re in the clear regardless.
I hope that sister-in-law’s pussy smelled like lavender and was form fitted to Marty’s dick. If not, that the most exspensive piece of pussy ever!!
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