03.30.09 BRITISH GUY DIED PLAYING WII FIT
I’m getting sick of my PlayStation 2, but I haven’t been able to choose between getting a Wii or an Xbox 360. But now I think I’m going with the 360 since the Wii seems to have a prediliction toward KILLING WHITE PEOPLE!
Labourer Tim Eves had been jogging on the spot as he used the machine in his home.[...]
The tragedy happened the day he got home to Hopton-on-Sea, Norfolk, after visiting parents Alan and June in Portugal to celebrate his mum’s 50th birthday. It is believed he might have been a victim of Sudden Adult Death Syndrome.
June said: “We spoke to him on the phone when he was playing the Wii. He told us he had just ordered himself a kebab and was sitting there with a glass of port. A little while after he collapsed.”
Actually, I might be leaning toward the Wii now. I know most games span across all platforms now, but I’ve looked online and I can’t find Sudden Adult Death Syndrome for 360 anyplace. I bet it’s just like Call of Duty, but with more kebobs. Cheerio!
|The Sun|
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BRITISH GUY DIED PLAYING WII FIT
One on’t cross beams gone owt askew on’t treddle.
He died of SADS? What the hell is that?
Wii’s lick balls!! Like from just below the anus, all the way across the taint, right into a full mouth of balls. If you’re not 8 years old or have the dexterity of an 88 year old with Parkinson’s then get a XBox360 or PS3.
The novalty wears off in 2 hours and the graphics look like the came from a GameCube…remember that shitty thing? The only thing different about the Wii is the gay motion detecting controller. Wii’s are for fags!!
Sudden Adult Death Syndrome? You mean a heart attack?
“Sudden Adult Death Syndrome”- hmmm Death seems to have gotten better PR people.
The Wii game might have went into Sudden Adult Death Syndrome overtime.
Happy 50th birthday, mum!!! Enjoy my present to you…a dead son!!!
Wii Rigor Mortis, fun for all ages. Now in smell around.
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