Former Oklahoma linebacker and totally average NFL player Brian Bosworth got a DUI last night. On a motorcycle.

Cops pulled over The Boz on Hollywood Blvd. for not having a license plate on his bike, but detected alcohol on his breath. He failed the breathalyzer and was arrested and taken into custody at about 3:00 AM. We’re told he was very cooperative.

He is currently being held on $5,000 bail. [TMZ]

Brian Bosworth can’t come up with five grand? I was counting on his wisdom and insight to lead us out of these troubled economic times. Because he’s made so many good decisions in his life, see. But there is something badass about getting drunk and riding around on a motorcycle, even if you are a washed-up football player. I’m guessing he tried to keep drinking at the police station until he blew a .44 or better.

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