
So I wanted to do a silly bracket where you guys could vote on stuff like every other jackassed sports blog does this time of year, but I didn’t want to do anything stupid like movies or stuff your mom likes to wear. No, our bracket is part of a Nasty Fetish Tournament that’s so nasty, we couldn’t keep it all on one blog. Oh yeah, this is the bracket for the With Leather/Kissing Suzy Kolber Nasty Fetish Final Four.
The Gist:
We assembled a selection committee of four people (Punte, Ape, Uff, and Spencer Hall). We had a fantasy draft of fetishes, with order determined at random, to determine seeding. I produced a “cheat sheet” as a guide, but everyone was free to draft any fetish not listed on the sheet. The Punte and Uff regoinals will be posted on With Leather, starting with the Play-In Fetish on Monday. The Ape and Swindle regionals will be posted on KSK. The WL matchups will appear after-the-jump on regular posts. The KSK matchups will appear most likely as quick hits, or jumped posts. It’s up to you to vote for the fetish of your choice; although it’s the Nasty Fetish Tournament, the selection logic is up to you! The Final Four will appear on WL, beginning on Thursday, April 2.
More information to come, including definitions for those of you too lazy to look up some of the intense fetish jargon. Listen to the selection show on KSK or see a printable bracket after the jump.



I had to look some of this stuff up. This is gonna be awsome. Dogs in the bath should have gotten a higher seed.
Yeah, let’s just say Spencer and Ape did a lot more research than Punter and I did.
i don’t see snuff……without decapitation i just cant get aroused.
No pedophilia?
/crumbles up bracket
//throws it behind shoulder
clown rape? huh?
Tree rape could be the most dangerous six seed in the history of bracket-making!
Cake farts deserves it’s own spot. Just like you would have UNC and UNC-Charlotte, it should be #8 Farting, #16 Cake Farts.
Giant Bush and DVDA in the same pod? Fucking facist seeding committee.
/can’t spell fascist
Necro-bestiality shits on regular bestiality as a one seed.
“Grilled Cheese Sandwich” gets snubbed……again.
Pedophilia had an off-season, one of the worst in recent history. Shame they didn’t make the tournament, but what can one expect.
I’m picking chalk with bestiality.
Out of all the 12/5 match ups, I’m looking at sex w/ vegetables to pull of the upset, strictly because of eggplants.
I suppose this means the Glass-Bottomed Boat and Nimegen Parachute are in the NIT?
Like I’m productive on a Friday as it is.
@donchavez: Wait, that’s referring to produce? Because I was thinking Terri Schiavo or Muhammad Ali, here.
Even better ibeaux. Actually it would have to be Ali b/c Schiavo would fall under necrophilia
Awwwww man………. NO FELCHING!!?? (throws straw against wall in disgust)
There is no way Midgets should be a 16 seed.
if you combine the eggplant AND Muhammad Ali, I think you’ve got a change at cutting down the nets.
Dogs in the bath? Eh? Disappointed that Arabian goggles didn’t make the cut.
Damn venerable Urban Dictionary. Dogs in the bath was kind of a disappointment.
I, for one, can not WAIT for the “One Shining Moment” video montage of this tourney…
*unzips fly*