Comments on: ARMSTRONG’S BIKE CRASH – UPDATED

By: Enrico Pallazzo

Enrico Pallazzo — Wed, 25 Mar 2009 20:25:11 +0000

Once again, nobody cares about cycling.

By: Lo-Pan

Lo-Pan — Wed, 25 Mar 2009 11:59:57 +0000

Honestly, this would have been a muuuuuch better dramitazation photo:

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By: Monkey Knife Fight

Monkey Knife Fight — Wed, 25 Mar 2009 00:12:04 +0000

I often break my fucking collarbone if I feel like calling in sick to work.

…uggh…I miss Ufford

By: the worlds most dangerous fist magnet

the worlds most dangerous fist magnet — Tue, 24 Mar 2009 21:42:58 +0000

@ carson

I’ll have you know that i finger myself gently while watching them…….

ps- i just gave your mom a hug….lovely woman.

By: settes

settes — Tue, 24 Mar 2009 20:39:52 +0000

I dont give a shit about bikes, Punte is so shitty he makes me sign up to comment on his shitty stories

By: Bacon rules!

Bacon rules! — Tue, 24 Mar 2009 19:51:26 +0000

(1) backing out of the Tour would not stop the testing of already collected samples nor the announcement of any positive resulting therefrom; (2) a broken collarbone isn’t expected to stop him from riding in the Tour in July nor the Giro before that. So other than lacking any factual support whatsoever – great story!

By: tony_bobbins

tony_bobbins — Tue, 24 Mar 2009 19:38:43 +0000

OMG!OMG!OMG!OMG!OMG!OMG!OMG!

Punte, what the hell did u do to piss off the Gay French Cyclist Mafia?

By: Carson

Carson — Tue, 24 Mar 2009 19:36:37 +0000

Since the UCI has out of competition testing, crashing out of this race wouldn’t help Armstrong evade a test.
Nice try, though.

And Fist, if you don’t like cycling, why click the link and comment? Now, go back to jerking off to your MMA videos.

By: Deux-Deux-Deux

Deux-Deux-Deux — Tue, 24 Mar 2009 19:32:43 +0000

Urine samples? Blood samples? Hair samples? And now this?

The French aren’t trying to test Armstrong, they’re trying to clone him!

By: PUNTE

PUNTE — Tue, 24 Mar 2009 19:31:25 +0000

Settes agrees with me!

…right?