Andy Roddick is a much nicer human being than I am.  If I were engaged to Brooklyn Decker, I damn sure wouldn’t be setting foot in a Macy’s.  To sign autographs.  For stupid kids.  With muppets in the picture.  In fact, I wouldn’t be doing any of those things individually, much less all of them combined.

Because once you’ve got an SI swimsuit model locked down, who else on Earth do you really need to please?  Not some four-eyed wiener kid.  Heck, I’d push him into traffic if it would make Brooklyn Decker smile.  Girls like it when you do things to impress them.

|Best Week Ever|