Sorry for the back-to-back videos, but when the greatest player in the NHL does a car dealership commercial, cementing his legacy as one of The District’s most beloved athletes, I listen (even though I may not care). And Ovechkin probably signs about as well as he brushes his teeth and hair, but the kid’s got charisma. I’m sure they’re going to sell a great number of “Suvs” after this airs. Now if we could only get him some braces. And maybe some cortisone for that arm.

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