The Suns blew out the Clippers 140-100 last night in Alvin Gentry’s debut as Phoenix’s coach, but the lopsided score was at least in part due to Zach Randolph’s first quarter ejection for punching Louis Amundson.
“He hopped up and got in my face and almost kissed me in my mouth… I just pushed him out of my face. If I would have hit him, he wouldn’t have got up off the ground,” said Randolph, who is almost certain to be suspended.
I like his definition of “push.” It reminds me of the time the police showed up, and I had to assure them that I was just trying to help my girlfriend get down the stairs faster.
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It reminds me of the time the police showed up, and I had to assure them that I was just trying to help my girlfriend get down the stairs faster.
You could also have gone with you are assisting your girlfriend in her pursuit of becoming a top-notch Hollywood stuntwoman.
Or like the time when I was an altar boy and the priest gave me a back* rub**.
*mudhole
**crucifix penetration
…I was just trying to help my girlfriend get down the stairs faster…
You left out the word “pregnant.” Don’t go soft on us.
This is why Phoenix can’t have nice things.
Silly Amundson, everyone knows you don’t get anywhere near Randolph’s mouth without some sort of tasty bribery first.
It reminds me of the time the police showed up, and I had to assure them that I was just trying to help my girlfriend get down the stairs faster.
My wife (via her attorney) and I have been arguing about this for days. Did I punch her and then she fell down the stairs, or did I “push” her away when she was trying to kiss me after smoking a cigarette (she knows how much it upsets me when she smokes) and then she tripped and fell down the stairs like the clumsy little oaf we all she is? And if she’s not clumsy, then how does one explain all the bruises she’s got in pretty much every photo we’re in together? It’s little debates like this that keep our relationship so spicy!
Isn’t this technically a hate crime?
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That’s just Zach being Zach. His definition of push was learned through his Michigan State education.
Is Zach from Alabama? Did he get his basketball skills from the other thread? Or did he learn them on the Ape Planet?
That was Merle Haggard with, “I Kissed My Sweetie With My Fist”.
Eddy Curry would have reacted much differently than Randolph in this situation.
+1 Brawndo. Damn, dirty apes!
Joking, Matt, just joking.
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