
The NFL’s Pro Bowlers are gathered in Hawaii for a week of “practice” before the “big game” this weekend, but all they still have time between all those long practices to sit by the pool and goof off. Check out the prank Peyton Manning pulled off on Jay Cutler as the Pro Bowlers gathered around the hotel pool (emphasis added):
[S]uddenly the Broncos’ quarterback had 300-pound Nick Mangold pushing from one side, 310-pound Kris Dielman holding the other and his cellphone swindled into the hands of a coy Peyton Manning.
Cutler’s radar had gone up, but he never had a chance. Splash! [...] Great fun. Big laughs. There was just one problem. Cutler is a Type 1 diabetic, and in his pocket was his blood-sugar monitor… The monitor was fried by the chlorinated water…
“It was a bad audible on our part,” Manning said. “I think we were thinking right, trying to get the cellphone. Then we realize, the guy gets insulin shots. We missed that.”
Awesome prank. It dovetailed nicely with them stealing Cutler’s candy bars and swapping out his Coke with Diet Coke. Then, before Cutler fell into a coma, he told Manning to go f-ck himself, and Peyton was all, “Thank you, I WILL go f-ck myself.”


If you can’t take a joke, Jay, then just take your diabetes and go back to Wilford Brimley’s house.
Buzzkill.
It could’ve been worse: the Mannings could’ve challenged Cutler to an Oreo Lick-Off… but without any cookies, if you know what I mean *wink* *wink*
What’s the big deal, Jay? You’re on an some islands famous for growing sugar cane, pineapples, coffee & macadamia nuts, plus concocting numerous tropical treats based on those ingredients.
Why the fuck would you need to test your blood sugar for?
That’s terrible. You can’t get blood sugar monitors in Hawaii. It’s not like anyone has ever heard of a fat Hawaiian.
Peyton was just sticking up for his brother after Cutler hid all of Eli’s Tonka trucks in the one place Eli would never think to look: in a woman’s pant.
pantS. Plural.
I’m not implying Eli has issues with amputees.
But as was well when Peyton promised Cutler that he’d tongue him like an Oreo.
He can’t help he’s fat he is Samoan… PlusSpam is high in protein, it is diabetic safe
Remember Sammy Jenkis
Pretty clever for a guy that continually gets PWNED by Norv Turner.
/that could actually be said about both
Sorry Lothar, I just c-walked on your dick there.
Brady Quinn heard about 300-pound Mangold pushing from one side and booked the next flight to Honolulu.
I’m not sure how to say this … dee-ab-it-as?
They should have learned the first time they tried that prank on Stephen Hawking.
“Sorry Jay. How ’bout to make it up to you, you can sleep with my sister.”
-Nick Mangold
Good.
Diabeetus
LOL@Otto. Dr. Spaceman can be my doc anytime.
Next Time, Nick Mangold is going to hold Cutler down and let Holly sit on his face…
@Tim: Fucker….your’s was better.
Hahaha, I love Wilford Brimley…