Comments on: WHERE DO I PUT THE QUARTERS?

By: goto11

goto11 — Fri, 20 Feb 2009 17:57:48 +0000

Next up, virtual virtual air hockey. “Wow! I could swear I was really playing virtual air hockey!”

By: Sex Cannon

Sex Cannon — Fri, 20 Feb 2009 16:01:03 +0000

Ya know what else has a touch-sensitive overlay?

Your mom.

/sad trombone

By: Enrico Pallazzo

Enrico Pallazzo — Fri, 20 Feb 2009 15:54:35 +0000

Give up back-to-back goals? Oh you better believe that’s a paddlin’.

By: Charlie Villanuevas Eyebrows

Charlie Villanuevas Eyebrows — Fri, 20 Feb 2009 15:37:27 +0000

The saddest part is that someone actually took the time to develop this. Wonder if they ever get laid? You can’t do something better with a plasma that big?

By: Punch Rockgroin

Punch Rockgroin — Fri, 20 Feb 2009 15:29:00 +0000

A waste of a perfectly good 100 inch plasma TV.

By: SSGT Barnes

SSGT Barnes — Fri, 20 Feb 2009 15:14:24 +0000

Yes, but can it tell the difference between fingers and a pecker? Pretty sure I’m going to lay all of them on it.

By: McWennington

McWennington — Fri, 20 Feb 2009 15:13:56 +0000

“You mean you have to use your hands?”… “That’s like a baby’s toy!”

By: whowillsexmutombo

whowillsexmutombo — Fri, 20 Feb 2009 15:02:26 +0000

Plus this is going to seem less visionary once 500 ADD riddled 10 year olds spill their capri sun and cookie crumbs all over the screen.

By: Shooter McGavin

Shooter McGavin — Fri, 20 Feb 2009 14:58:50 +0000

Yeah this would be cool if playing air hockey was still cool.
I agree with LCPL above: trying to smoke your opponent with the puck is mandatory.

By: God Durn Right

God Durn Right — Fri, 20 Feb 2009 14:56:34 +0000

The Playboy Channel on a screen that detects finger movement? Who do I give my down payment?

/has no money
//is wondering if Rent-A-Center will be carrying them