THIS WAS NOT A BLOGGER
02.23.09UConn basketball coach Jim Calhoun jumps into a reporter’s ass because he asked a ridiculous question about whether or not Calhoun would be returning any of his salary to help alleviate…actually I don’t know what the fu¢k he said. But I do know that this was a credentialed member of the media and not a blogger. Because a blogger would have asked him at least something intelligible, like, “Hey, would you do Erin Andrews?” Or, “Are you gonna finish those nachos?”
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Jim Calhoun should have asked the reporter if *he* was planning on donating some of his lunch money to help alleviate…whatever. And when the reporter said “No, I’m not,” Calhoun could reply “That’s funny, because Big Chief Wanahockaloogie told me you were.” And then give him an indian burn and take his lunch money.
Unless complimentary Bagel Bites were going to be provided, there’s no way a blogger would have shown up for this.
Anyone who can bitch out a reporter with his hands in his pockets and still look that tough doing it is good in my book.
I can’t wait to see what the geniuses over at Coors Light do with this!
WAS, what did you just say? Did the new WL regime bring free Bagel Bites? And Punte didn’t ejaculate on them?
Get some Bagel Bites and come back and see me!