Yesterday was the 28th anniversary of the United States’ big win over the Soviet Union in the 1980 Olympics in Lake Placid, New York (as opposed to Lake Flaccid, Your Wang). But hey, you just said it happened 29 years ago. Yes, I did. But you don’t get married and then instantly celebrate your first anniversary. Do the math, penis wrinkle. Shit.
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So what your saying is this happened in 1981 right? Math me no good at, nor grammar….
Feb 22 1980 – date occured.
Feb 22 1981 – 1st anniversary
Feb 22 1985 – 5th anniversary
Feb 22 1990 – 10th anniversary
Feb 22 2000 – 20th anniversary
Feb 22 2009 – 29th anniversary
sincerely,
penis wrinkle
“Penis wrinkle” is actually the pet name your grandmother and I have for her…wait, she didn’t tell you? With grandpoppa gone she’s just been really lonely. Sorry you had to hear about it this way, Josh.
your mistake is akin to the butchered seinfeld quote:
Jerry: Oh, by the way, Newman, I’m just curious, when you booked the hotel, did you book it for the millennium new year?
Newman: As a matter of fact, I did.
Jerry: Oh, well, that’s interesting, because, since everyone knows that there’s no year zero, the millennium doesn’t really begin until 2001, which would make your party one year late, and thus, quite lame.
The proper phrase should have been “one year EARLY, and thus, quite lame.” since Newman’s party was scheduled for 2000.
To be fair, it’s his first day.
I think that I can speak for everyone when it comes to an error like this and confidently scream:
IMPEACH CHURCHILL!
I had this same problem at my previous job with AIG.
@glcallan
Actually, Newman had reserved the hotel where he was hosting the party by requesting it for the new millenium. Thus, the hotel would have booked his party on the night of December 31, 2000. What Jerry says is accurate.
Hi, question for Ms. Bellamy. In episode 2F09, when Itchy plays Scratchy’s skeleton like a xylophone, he strikes that same rib twice in succession yet he produces two clearly different tones. I mean, what are we, to believe that this is some sort of a, a magic xylophone or something? Boy, I really hope somebody got fired for that blunder.
All this talk of ice hockey and anniversaries reminds me…
/writes “buy puck for wife” in INXS day-planner
//uh, the NEW INXS, obviously
@Taco: I’ll field this one. Let me ask you a question. Why would a man whose shirt says “Genius at Work” spend all of his time watching an Olympic hockey clip?
Worst. Episode. Ever.
So, the 18th century. That the 1700′s right?
/tilts head like a dog hearing a weird sound