Yesterday, the Tough Guy Challenge gave us such visual delights as people exhaling freezing muddy water, people running through fire, and (of course) a stud in the Borat monokini.
As a follow-up, here’s a video report on the event (via The Sporting Blog) that makes me long for the days when I was fit enough — and perversely masochistic enough — to run 8 miles cross-country before going through a hellish obstacle course. Now I’m too old and weak and sane to do something like this. Now if I want to get some dangerous kicks, it’s back to the ol’ autoerotic asphyxiation. **tightens belt around neck**
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“Now if I want to get some dangerous kicks, it’s back to the ol’ autoerotic asphyxiation.”
We would have also accepted “Bareback sex with bargain basement Craigs List hookers”…
I thought Linda Cohn was the toughest man ever…
Funny, I thought the same thing about Mindy Cohn.
No, it’s Genghis Khon.
Wasn’t he in The Wrath of Cohn?
That’s ‘unikini’.
A magazine. I read it in a magazine. A butch one.
“All money raised goes to a local horse and donkey charity in the local area.”
Charity is the name of the broad putting on the aftershow.
No love for Roy Cohn?
/wants to join in.
@WWSM: Go sans rubber, for the extreme, Mountain Dew, Red Bull type dangerous kicks…
All money raised goes to a local horse and donkey charity in the local area.
Is that a sly way of saying they all go see a donkey show afterwards?
/only solicits top-shelf craigslist hookers
‘As long as you’ve got it mentally strong up here…’ taps head for clarity.
Some days I wish my intelligence were insulted less often by men in facepaint.
@LCPL(ret.): Bareback – adj. (slang) – sexual intercourse without the use of a condom.
“The contract states: It’s my own fault for being here.”
Coincidentally, that’s the title of Matt Millen’s autobiography.
@Zack: Ahh…I read it as Brokeback, which actually adds to the imagery of the whole thing…damn lack of reading comprehension!
No love for Roy Cohn?
*sigh*
none for Juan Peron
what about Toscanini
and there’s a hot new fabric call Dacron.
See what you people made me do?
And I’m not even drunk.
All money raised goes to a local horse and donkey charity in the local area.
So you’re saying, it’s local?
You think that’s tough? Try walking in Memphis with Marc Cohn.
For other examples of the English thinking something is really manly, but actually making it supergay see Jason Statham in the remake of Deathrace 2000 or the way they call tough men “hard” all the time. Fags.
Psh. I bet none of these guys sailed across the Pacific in a raft named Cohn-Tiki.