
The Tough Guy Competition took place in England yesterday, and thousands of awesomely masochistic people competed in the 8-mile endurance course that included obstacles with barbed wire, fire, mud, and icy water.
A broken neck, a dozen broken or dislocated bones and 600 people struck down with hypothermia – including the winner – all meant it was business as usual in what’s been dubbed the world’s toughest endurance battle.
Whoops, there goes my imminent-peril boner again. Organizer Billy Wilson added:
“It was non-stop trips, back and forth to the hospital. There were a lot of injuries, but there were no deaths this year. Overall, it’s been quite successful.”
I love any event where success is determined by the fact that nobody died. Although I’d like it even more if success was determined by how many people died.
Photos from this awesome Boston.com gallery.






Looks like a bunch of pussies to me.
/Chuck Norris
/that. was. awful.
Isn’t “Toughest Man in England” like “Hottest Babe in Pittsburgh”?
top to bottom, this event reminds me a lot of my senior prom.
Theres nothing more attractive then a mustache grazing my face.
/Ben Roethlisberger
or
/Kordell Stewart
Am I the only one who thinks the guy in the banner photo looks like he’s in the midst of an escape from Auschwitz?
Okay, but I’m probably the only one who finds that image amusing, right?
The lengths people will go to to escape Vince Carter’s clutches…
We have another name for this in America: BUD/S. The attire is somewhat different, as well.
Wait, let me try again:
That top photo reminds me a lot of a Mad Magazine feature from the 50′s that was called “The Lighter Side of Auschwitz.”
Guy in the third pic is hiding from the predator.
Hypothermia is no laughing matter.
/once went ice fishing
//just kidding, I was fucking an igloo
I was just thinking that too, Vagoo. Some excellent photos in that gallery although not much thought went into the accompanying captions.
pic number 2 is pretty much what i look like after too many guiness and jamesons.
The main pic is a definite “Great success!” moment.