THE COVER
02.10.09
As noted yesterday, Bar Refaeli is the cover girl for the 2009 Si Swimsuit Issue. As you can see, the February publishing stalwart promises another year of body paint, as well as the ultimatum of “Bikinis or Nothing,” which is just the hardline stance on womens wear that we need in this new millennium of uncertainty and occasional one-piece swimsuits.
We’ll be providing swimsuit “news” much of the day, so get used to more of this. See her full SI.com gallery here, and be sure to read her interview. Impossibly beautiful models — they’re just like us!
Do real guys have a shot?
All the guys I had ever dated were real, so yes, real guys have a shot.
Hear that? All you have to do is be a real guy. Just a regular Joe. A regular, Oscar-nominated millionaire who stars in Martin Scorcese films. You’re so in, dude.
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I choke hookers…Real guys do that, right? Right?
I like the part where her tits fall out the sides.
In a strange coincidence, all the girls I’ve dated have been Real Dolls
We don’t have much in common. Because almost none of the women I’ve dated were “real.”
// sad part is, they STILL dumped me.
This answers the age old question: Can there be frontal side-boob?
My dick so owes me 5 bucks….HERE I COME SUBWAY!
damn you Merk.
We don’t have much in common. Because almost none of the women I’ve dated were “real.”
That’s not true, WWSM. It is called a Realdoll…
Whoa, whoa. Everyone just step off each others dick for a second here. This can be resolved.
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I’ve only dated imaginary women.
It’s alright WWSM, as always, you said it better.
Merk, does someone need a little help with the ol’ self esteem?
(Not that I’m in any way qualified to help. My track record with dolls bares that out.)
‘Bikinis or Nothing’? I much prefer ‘Tits or GTFO’
I prefer my women nude and/or gutted but body paint is also pretty sweet.
Mommy, what’s wrong with that man’s face?