A sellout crowd of nearly 24,000 watched the men’s national team beat Mexico 2-0 in the rain at Columbus Crew Stadium last night in the final round of World Cup qualifying. Michael Bradley — son of USA coach Bob Bradley — scored both goals as los gringos improved to 9-0-2 against the hated Mexicans on U.S. soil since 2000.
Naturally, it wouldn’t be a game against Mexico unless our neighbors to the south played like poor sports and took cheap shots, and this match was no exception. Mexico captain Rafael Marquez earned a red card for a flying karate kick at U.S. goalkeeper Tim Howard (see highlights below), and after the game an assistant coach for Mexico slapped American midfielder Frankie Hejduk. Why? Because Mexico’s a buncha bitches, that’s why. THESE COLORS DON’T RUN, BABY! U-S-A! U-S-A! **plays Lee Greenwood**
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Absolutely hysterical. First of all, you don’t slap another man!
Naturally, it wouldn’t be a game against Mexico unless our neighbors to the south played like poor sports and took cheap shots
Truer words have never been spoken.
Give the Mexicans a break, Matt. They were waiting all day outside the practice facility to be picked for the team.
to be fair, howard made a disparaging remark about marquez’ mother and the Generalissimo. so, you know, he kinda had it coming.
If you had to eat chili peppers and beans for every meal, you’d be angry too.
“Sweep the leg. Do you have a problem with that?”
No jefe!
Personally, I think it’s whatever they use to highlight their long luxurious hair. Something in the chemicals is making them loco, jefe.
deep fried burritos are good
Now the Mexicans have to go back to their fruit stands in shame
+1 Winslow, The Generalissimo is the super gay
I was in mexico last month…how come I did not have to press 2 to speak english?
In retaliation, I ordered Mexican food for dinner and kicked the delivery guy down the stairs of my building. Was probably Marquez’ cousin anyway, mang.
A sellout crowd
What did they sellout to? A sport that no one in America cares about?
I didn’t even know that this was going on here until I woke up this morning and my hubcaps were gone.
/crafty Mexicans with their glass candy
I like that all the clips are from Telemundo because no one in the US gives a shit enough about soccer for it to be on a real channel.
We don’t give a shit about it, they can’t get enough of it, and we beat the fucking ponchos off their greasy asses! HA!
That video is in gibberish. No wonder the Mexicans are upset.
…or is that Univision?
Oh, who the fuck cares?
“Team Mexico”? Isn’t there a less offensive term we can use to describe this team?
Boy that announcer’s a douchebag. He keeps feigning ignorance over Marquez’ kick being a foul.
+1 Winslow. Generalissimo references always appreciate.
Bill Buckner could have stopped that second goal.
After we finish with these lottery scratchers, we can can go to McDonalds and order only coffee.
Matt- Try as you might, you will never write a better headline.
@rolfbacon “I like that all the clips are from Telemundo because no one in the US gives a shit enough about soccer for it to be on a real channel. ”
The game was actually broadcast live on 2 channels ESPN2 and Univision because THAT many people cared about it.
I’m torn- I can’t decide what I care the least about: Soccer, Mexicans or Columbus, Ohio?
And who is this Jeff fellow you all speak of? What’s that? It’s jefe? Oh, well then…
“If it’s barely a sport, it’s on the Ocho!”
pinche mexicanos
The coach’s son was on the star on the team? Ah, soccer never changes.
You are great, come on!!
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