It’s the first day back for baseball, and also the first game for newly-anointed steriod pariah Alex Rodriguez. Banned In Hollywood took a look at what we might find in A-Rod’s locker. Careful, fellas. You keep cracking on Alex like this, he’s gonna send his girlfriend over there to beat you up.

There’s been a lot of chatter about A-Rod’s return to baseball for some reason, about what opposing fans might say. Personally, I think if you’ve banged a 50-year-old Madonna that being caught with steriods would be a walk in the park.