Your heartfelt story of sportsmanship has been pre-empted for another episode in Alabama high school basketball. Two high schools in the Montgomery, Alabama area laced it up and then threw down with about 6 minutes left in the game, which never resumed.
At least that’s what USA Today said. I can’t tell if I’m seeing a basketball fight or a Suge Knight party.
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Oh, I’ve seen this one. At the very end, Charlton Heston finds the Statue of Liberty sticking out of the sand.
-1 Sex Cannon
+1 Sex Cannon
How many super tankers would it take to complete the round-trip voyage?
Awww c’mon. I’ve been gone for a week.
//kicks dirt
yes. we. can…
Let’s get one thing fucking straight, assholes: whoever told you that it’s okay to insinuate that black people are monkeys is a fucking racist dipshit.
Take that shit some white power forum. This is a place where — twisted though it may be — people try to demonstrate some enlightened wit.
I am at a loss for words. Where have you gone Ron Artest?
Matt, quick question: If I read the comments and decide to make a “Stop The Planet of the Apes, I Want To Get Off” quip, would that be considered racist dipshittery or nerdy wit?
/I hate every chimp I see
//from chimpan-A to chimpanzee
These guys didn’t read the pamphlet on public brawls:
Rule 12. Take out cameraman.
I love Planet of the Apes jokes, just not when they have racist overtones.
Quick aside why I can foster rape/murder/AIDS/etc jokes but not racism: everyone acknowledges that rape is terrible. Cancer is tragic. Pedophilia is horrible. But a lot of people actually BELIEVE what they say with regards to race, and that’s what, for me, strips it of any humor: the fact (or possibility) that the cruelty is real.
That said, a “Source Awards” joke would be perfectly fair.
Christ I was just fucking around. I swear I don’t wear sheets.
We can crack jokes about retards, women, kids, the French, Canadians, French Canadians, hillbillies, Mexicans, and rich prick team owners, but not black people. Got it.
In hindsight, the “Boyz-N-Da-Hood” halftime show theme was probably a bad idea
I love the woman at the beginning taking potshots at guys. She can punch as hard as she wants, not one guy is gonna hit her back. Smart, smart woman.
There was more hitting and running there then a Oakland weekday.
If you play it in slow-motion you can clearly see it all started when someone threw a chair.
/Boondocks
All this over a bad Babymomma joke. Can’t we all just get along?
When will this Eskimo on Eskimo crime end?
The cruelty of pedophilia is not real??
My 7 year old sex slave respectfully disagrees.
[sings]
They’re playing Basketball
We love that Basketball
They’re playing Basketball
We love that Basketball
I’ve always been amazed at how the kind of people in this video can run despite their pants seemingly being fastened slightly above their knees.
The Mexicans who have to clean up the mess are gonna be pissed. As are the Asians, who have to fix the broken scoreboards and laptops. And lest we forget, what about the poor Jews that own the property? Oy vey…the insurance claims!
As for me, I’m just looking for some brie and chardonnay to hold me over until the next CSI.
What if we sign a sworn affadavit swearing we’re not racist? Then can we make racist jokes?
Looks like Matt has a case of the…umm Wednesdays…yeah…
I’m priceless!!!
as long as those free loading canadians are still in play.
Don Imus wants to know what the big deal is.
Jeez, this party really died.
/Nice hooters… The owls
Matt, you contribute to KSK, right?
My favorite part is the white guy in what looks like a Duke polo shirt disappear from the middle of the melee, and never reappear
apparently in Alabama they don’t have belts or birth control
If before I viewed this, you would of told me that all of the participants in this sub-human, watering hole, fracas were of African American descent, I would of said, Nooo It couldn’t be! Imagine that. Not them.
A few Alabama Klansmen with automatic weapons in the balcony could have quickly restored order.
Recently, quite a few celebrities were said to appear on the hot celebrity&millionaire singles’ club “C e l e b m i n g l e. C o M”OMG!!! They are indeed so rich that they feel boring ..