I had stopped covering which athletes were on whichever new season of “Dancing with the Stars” was about to happen, but then ABC released the promo photos of Olympic gymnast Shawn Johnson with her partner, That Guy Who Dances.
Anyhoo, the other athletes on the forthcoming season are Lawrence Taylor and pro bull-rider Ty Murray. Murray will compete against his wife, pro Ty Murray-rider Jewel. Don’t expect to hear about this again on With Leather, I barely stayed awake writing this. Although the ether could be partially to blame for that.
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I just whited out shawns face in #4
Underage white gymnast….
/grabs Kleenex
…she makes my taco pop
i’d dig up a mile of sewage pipe just to smell one of her toots.
plus, i bet it’s no bigger than a papercut…
if you got the rosin, I got the pummel horse.
// I have no idea what that means.
Let’s see how Ty Murray does with a partner that doesn’t have barbed wire tied around its balls.
she’s also the youngest competitor in the history of THIS show (gesturing towards crotch)!
Am I the only one confused by the main picture? Is that a tsunami? Seriously, wtf?
Adrian Zmed has aged quite well.
Is “rape” a type of dance? No? Then I’m not watching.
I would pay good money to see her taco pop and lock.
Wait, I’m getting a ruling … yep, still looks like a preteen boy. Although I hear when playing Rapeopoly, preteen boys in red sequined dresses are very popular.
In the words of the immortal Jack Crow, “are we fucking? Or are we just dancing? Or are we going to dance now and fuck later? I’m a busy man, nothing else will do.”
/not actually all that busy.
Four words: REVERSE ANAL PILE DRIVER
Here’s hoping she tries to pull off the very difficult “P Popping” maneuver. That scores big with the judges.
That reminds me, I haven’t masturbated in 12 minutes.
/googles 2008 Chinese gymnastics team
Man I would abduct her to Kentucky and make her my child bride just like THAT!
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