If you happen to see Cleveland Browns defensive tackle Shaun Rogers anytime today, be sure to say hello. This probably won’t happen since (a) the chances of you actually running into Shaun Rogers are incredibly microscopic, and (b) you’re probably afraid of black people.
Browns Pro Bowl defensive tackle Shaun Rogers is so disgruntled with new coach Eric Mangini and the new regime that he’s asked the team not to pay his guaranteed $6 million option bonus next month, nfl.com‘s Adam Schefter reported Tuesday night.[...]
Rogers is reportedly miffed about two off-season incidents in which he feels Mangini snubbed him. The first time, Mangini walked into the Browns’ training room and didn’t say hello to Rogers, the source said. The second time, Mangini and Rogers were together in the media room at the Greater Cleveland Sports Awards on Jan. 23 and neither acknowledged the other.
Mangini is confident that he can smooth everything over with Rogers, probably by showing up at his house with Snoop Dogg CDs and mentioning that he has tons of black friends.
[Cleveland.com, via Ramblings of the Unmotivated]


scott eyre just bought a snoop dogg CD for $13 dollars and is on his way to Clevland get him some of that bonus.
*ClevEland
The E is for Extra Retarded
Mangenius say: “The way into a black man’s heart is through Popeye’s.”
i find that the best conversation starter with a black person is acknowledging our cultural differences but reassuring him i’m on his side and that we’re cool.
Piss off our only good player. Nice start Manasshat.
what do you call a black man in the cockpit of a 747?
a pilot! You fucking racist!
I’ve found that having an Obama sticker on the back of my car helps me out with black people a lot. I just point to the sticker, we nod at each other, exchange a fist bump and it’s all cool.
You pegged me, Punter. I’m so afraid of black people I can’t even look in the mirror. It makes it very difficult to put in my gold teeth.
Wait, wait. The Browns had someone in the Pro Bowl? Dogshit.
thats why cleveland hated romeo crennel so much…his ‘country club’ atmosphere turned everyone into big fucking pussies and have no idea what to do when a real coach steps in