Saint Andrew’s Net is With Leather’s daily link dump. Which is why it happens every day.

  • Here’s a questionable discovery of a rare Kurt Vonnegut sports story. Sayeth Ufford: The World Classics Library was Kilgore Trout’s publisher, not Vonnegut’s. Served, sucka! But you still get a link. [The Rookies]
  • Landline TV make fun of A-Rod’s steroid confession. Think of LTV as Mr. Show, but without the performance enhancers. The end is my favorite part because it looks like anal rape [LandlineTV, via YouTube]
  • The ACC is better, I go on first and clean the hair. Nooooo, the Big East is better. I leave the hair silky and smooth. Oh really, fool? Really! Ungh! Ungh! Ungh! Ungh! Ungh! …Stop looking at me, swan [Matt Crossman]
  • Remember that hullabaloo about Vitaminwater? Apparently it also contains substances banned by the NCAA. So Vitaminwater contains sports gambling and academic misconduct? [Deadspin]
  • Don’t tell Christian Bale, but these girls look like “f—ing professionals,” if you know what I mean. ARE YOU A F—ING PROFESSIONAL?! JESUS CHRIST! NOW I AM SICK AND TIRED OF AN EIGHT-AND-TEN RECORD! Wait, I’m getting my rants mixed up. [Us Versus Them]

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