NFL Network’s Rich Eisen reprised his annual tradition of running the 40-yard dash, but the performance bears more of a resemblance to a 5K run. The best part of the video comes after Eisen turns in his time, when the image of Eisen’s run is overlapped with those of the prospects that attended the combine. I would summarize Eisen’s run as resembling a Colombian drug mule with diarrhea. I guess Deion has to keep his drugs somewhere…

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