02.27.09 POWER RANKINGS: 21ST CENTURY FOX
I hate bullshit power rankings, so I make up my own.
1. Megan Fox. Go ahead, give yourself some sugar. You’ve earned it.
2. Twitter. Still holding steady in the two-spot, and I swear, we have no idea who’s doing the Rick Chandler tweet.
3. Albert Haynesworth. Just got paid. It’s Friday night…
4. Olivia Munn. She’s a bit short for me. If they ever made a 6-foot version of Olivia–a sort of “Giant Olivia,” if you will, that would be the greatest thing ever.
5. Honolulu. Playing Hard-to-get with the NFL? You go, girl!
6. Dead Broadcasters. Now if somebody would just strap Joe Buck into a wheelchair and roll him off the upper deck, we’d truly accomplish something.
7. Stephon Marbury. He’s playing for the Celtics tonight. Probably should have mentioned that earlier.
8. Golf’s Mike Clark. Tiger killer! Whatever.
9. Bacon. Mmmm, that’s some good eats right there, now.
10. The Theme to NBC’s Meet The Press I could see myself stabbing a Roman emperor to this song. Or an enchanted woodland creature. Or whomever I think deserves it.
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POWER RANKINGS: 21ST CENTURY FOX
Silly Bitch, you LAY the mirror down. Divide the lines of coke and THEN snort that shit.
Fie on Honolulu. While on shore leave I couldn’t tell if the pros were effete men or actual vaginas. Fool me once, shame on you…fool me twice…crying game.
Tim Clark is a Tiger killer. Mike Clark is the guy that I’m sodomizing right now. You’ll read about him in the paper tomorrow when he turns up in a ditch.
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