Comments on: PARKING LOT MASTURBATOR ARRESTED

By: Porkpie

Porkpie — Wed, 04 Feb 2009 20:57:00 +0000

Judge: Mr Hall, do you have anything to say before I sentence you?
Mr Hall: Can I have the cell overlooking the softball field?

God Durn Right — Wed, 04 Feb 2009 20:22:10 +0000

Hand sanitizer? That would hurt my open sores.

Sex Cannon — Wed, 04 Feb 2009 19:56:15 +0000

And you’d have to do it damn fast too.

Tim was Tim — Wed, 04 Feb 2009 19:52:34 +0000

Am I the only pro here that beats off with hand sanitizer?

Ouch. Stingy.

Allan Stokke — Wed, 04 Feb 2009 19:21:08 +0000

The chick with 36 C’s flashes you, that’s decent exposure

JAGS4LIFE — Wed, 04 Feb 2009 19:02:07 +0000

The chicks on that campus will make you wanna beat off in every parking lot

Pauly — Wed, 04 Feb 2009 18:50:23 +0000

Am I the only pro here that beats off with hand sanitizer?

rv — Wed, 04 Feb 2009 18:48:25 +0000

i didnt know that was illegal. well, that pretty much ends my social life.

Pauly — Wed, 04 Feb 2009 18:46:09 +0000

WHERE THF FUCK ELSE AM I SUPPOSED TO BEAT-OFF AT?!?!?

Sex Cannon — Wed, 04 Feb 2009 18:45:04 +0000

With a name like Harold Hall, you are required to masturbate in public. It’s on the family crest.