I usually don’t write about being “happy” or “liking” things, but the word of Ken Griffey Jr’s imminent return to the Seattle Mariners — pending a physical this weekend — is making me feel… what is this? Nostalgia? Wow, what a feeling. I can see why Baby Boomers are such self-indulgent dicks.
It was almost 20 years ago that I began collecting everything and anything Griffey — baseball cards, posters, t-shirts, even the crappy candy bars that bore his visage — and I did it all while living outside a pair of NL towns (Philly and St. Louis) before interleague play or the internet. I lived to read box scores, and I cursed the Eastern time zone for late games. But in the span of just a couple years, major league baseball had a strike, Griffey left for Cincinnati, the steroid scandal exploded, and before I knew it I liked football better than baseball. Which is fine. We get older; our tastes change.
I know that Griffey’s old now. I know that he’s useless in the field and can only help the team as a DH. And I don’t care. I’m going to watch more baseball this summer than I have in a decade. For nine innings at a time, I’m going to feel a little younger. Here’s hoping Junior will, too.


For the sake of your nostalgia, I hope they bring back Bill Bavasi.
Bring The X-Man and Jack Sikma back to the Soni… oooh, my bad. Enjoy Junior.
Oh good, M-Uff got his Valentine’s day masturbation gift.
That was so touching, I think I just pissed my pantsuit.
I won’t get teary unless they bring back Jay Buhner and he *finally* signs my left breast.
What about Buehner? Whose dome is Griffey gonna rub know?
Aww….That was sweet.I’m going to go rent Little Big League and watch the last 20 minutes in honor of Uff.
Jay Buhner’s head is made of candy, puppies, and the smiles of children.
And it smells like hooker sweat.
You have to like Griffey, he doesn’t do drugs to make him better at baseball. He just does them to kill himself.
They should sign Griffey Sr. to, and let them play together again. Then take bets on who gets injured first. My money’s on Jr.
So when are the Mariners moving to Oklahoma City?
WOW, Jim Jones going for the jugular
I wanted those cleats so bad
This photo taken just moments before one of Griffey’s numerous, yet predictable, injuries.
Does this mean you’ll wear your queer Mariners hat to Yankee Stadium again?
All your talk of “junior” and “feeling a little younger” is making me nostalgic too!
/slowly drives van by playground
Man, way to totally gay out Sexy Friday with nostalgia
double standards that will get you banned for life from WL for pointing them out:
(1) wearing your cap backwards
(2) being a child-prodigy baseball superfreak with the mariners and bailing on them for more coin
(3) complaining about getting f*&ked out of a championship b/c of a bullshit call, years after the fact
And anyone else think Curves advertising on this site is a big fucking waste of money on their part? Maybe their money would be better spent at [catladysblog.blogspot.com] or [fatladysingz.com]. Just sayin’.
Let’s hope he’s kicked his addiction to nerve tonic.
Been dreaming of this day since 1999. I still remember when he hit 2 homers in the last game of the series when he first came back to Seattle as a Red
You’d like to think that a 28 year old man such as myself wouldn’t gush over his favorite player coming back to his favorite team…but you would be wrong. Whoopieeeeeeeeeeeee!!!!
and Lt. Winslow can suck balls. He left so he could be closer to home, not for money. A-Rod left for money. I’m gonna get Jay Buhner to come crack you upside the head with that 60oz piece of redwood he used to swing.
Sounds like a Yankee fan…which sounds alot like Richard Simmons on crack
I like him a lot. Many celebrities also think he is talented too. I learned his blog is very hot at “millionaireloves com”. It’s a dating site for celebrities and wealthy people.
“cursed Eastern time zone for late games”?
How so? Did you mean Pacific? It’s the scheduling for the left coast that pushes baseball games until the middle of the night.