
I’d never fully understood the “base” metaphors for sex until XKCD made this cartoon detailing the intricacies of how it works. Like, I knew first base was kissing, and I knew home was intercourse, and I felt pretty confident that second base was touching boobs… but there was a whole lot of stuff between second base and home, and only one base left to describe it. Fortunately, I’ve never made it that far, so I was spared the embarrassment of not knowing.
Of course, it’s XKCD, so you’re not gonna get out of this without dealing with some nerd jokes. A Star Trek reference AND a root PW joke? And a joke in binary code! Oh, what good deeds have I done to deserve such comedic riches?


Where do you get to go Ass-to-Mouth?
my inability to understand that chart is exceeded only by my inability to understand why my penis gets larger when I smell Vicks Vapor Rub on the elderly.
Same thing for lesbians, except it’s a softball field.
@ Pauly – Your mom’s house.
SNAP!
Is masturbating to build up your stamina pre-coitus considered a sacrifice bunt?
@WAS:
I consider it playing through a labor dispute.
Well now I know my efforts to work the count by fouling off balls will pay big dividends.
Well now I know my efforts to work the cunt by fouling off balls will pay big dividends.
/missed the point
What base is tasering someone’s (my) balls?
@Enrico +3(rd) input.