I’d never fully understood the “base” metaphors for sex until XKCD made this cartoon detailing the intricacies of how it works. Like, I knew first base was kissing, and I knew home was intercourse, and I felt pretty confident that second base was touching boobs… but there was a whole lot of stuff between second base and home, and only one base left to describe it. Fortunately, I’ve never made it that far, so I was spared the embarrassment of not knowing.
Of course, it’s XKCD, so you’re not gonna get out of this without dealing with some nerd jokes. A Star Trek reference AND a root PW joke? And a joke in binary code! Oh, what good deeds have I done to deserve such comedic riches?