OAF TASERED
02.03.09I’m a day late getting to this, but Alex Boone — the Ohio State tackle who used to drink 30-40 beers a day — was arrested in California for a shirtless drunken tirade after the Super Bowl.
“[Boone] was jumping up and down on cars and pounding on garage doors,” [Sheriff's spokesman] Jim Amormino said. Boone got into an altercation with a tow truck driver who said that Boone tried to break the driver side window of the tow truck and was jumping up and down on the back of the tow truck and wanted to fight the driver.
Once law enforcement found Boone, he would not follow orders and yelled and cursed at the officers, being “very uncooperative.” Officers used a Taser to subdue the 21-year-old from Lakewood, Ohio, and bring him into custody. Boone was “dry Tased.”
“Dry Tased is, he wasn’t shot with a dart,” Amormino said. “The [Taser] gun was used – you press against the body when you use it instead of shooting darts, mainly a pain compliance.”
Boone, who is 6-foot-8 and 312 pounds, had somehow found enough alcohol to achieve a blood-alcohol level of at least .24, and continued to berate and threaten officers during processing. His mother came to his defense, saying, “He wasn’t driving. He didn’t hurt anybody.” Oh yes. Like a lamb, your little Alex.


Nope he didnt hurt anybody. he just WANTED to hurt someone. Completly different things. Like when I wanted to have sex with that girl. I didnt do it, but boy did I try to.
Thank goodness he was dry tased.
That tiny dart could have done irreparable harm to the orc.
“…mainly a pain compliance”
Fuck that. Fuck Amormino, fuck his department, and fuck all cops that think that appropriate use of a Taser is to force compliance. Tasers were designed to be used in situations where deadly force would otherwise required. In a situation where you didn’t need a gun, you didn’t need a taser.
Jesus, giving someone 10,000 volts and putting his life at risk just because he’s drunk and won’t listen to you? To hell with that. Ever heard of a fucking net?
Now he’s gonna get humped in jail. Dry humped.
If you dont want to get tased, dont put yourself in a position where someone will tase you.
the end.
“Tasers were designed to be used in situations where deadly force would otherwise required. In a situation where you didn’t need a gun, you didn’t need a taser.”
Does this mean you are against the use of a taser gun on my balls by a lovely filipino hooker?
Prude.
Zack – what is a “fucking net” and where exactly do I get one?
We should be able to tase all Buckeyes. Past and present. No questions asked.
…deep breath…
Okay, I’m fine now. Apologies for my ill-tempered rant. I’ll get back to the gang rape, prison rape, date rape, and 40 lb box of rape jokes as soon as I think of something good.
Taser rape?
this story needs less taser and more harpoon.
Pat yourself on the back, Jim Tressel. Thanks for unleashing another fine citizen upon the world.
When reached for comment, Boone stated “NEEEEEEEEEEEERDS!”.
holy fuck who is more retarded osu players or their fans?
This guy would not be fun to face down on a screen pass – or in a belching contest.
so my computer got upgraded from windows 2000 to windows xp and now my comments won’t show up here. any of you computer guys know why?
UU, your IE security is probably too high. Just a guess. I have XP and comments show fine.
Don’t taze me, bro!
WF, the weird thing is I can comment over at KSK and other sites using IE or firefox, but not here at WL.
i’m using my home computer right now, mine at work is the one that is giving me a hard time here
UU
I’ll give you a hard time!
*does the “Ravishing Rick Rude”*
Miami still leads the nation in “OLineman attempting to smother coeds” so take that OSU!
thats will come out of his paycheck
+2 Pauly. You are on fire today.