NONE OF THEIR HELMETS MATCHED
02.09.09If the Super Bowl is the climax of the NFL season, then the Pro Bowl is that last swipe of the buttcrack before football season looks around the room for all of its clothes and discreetly plots its exit before the woman wakes up. Really all that happened is that the best players in the game put on the worst uniforms in the game and Larry Fitzgerald made the Cardinals look like idiots for not utilizing him more in the first half of the Super Bowl two weekends ago. I guess the NFC won or something. It’s hard to believe that the Super Bowl was only eight days ago. But then again, the corpse of that homeless guy dangling from my balcony just came out of rigor mortis, so I guess that’s about right.


I made a turkey sandwich yesterday. Oh sorry, I thought this was the Boring Shit That Happened Yesterday section.
There weren’t nearly enough cheerleader shots, and far too much talk about Warner and Harrison and their bullshit.
Wait wait wait…the Pro Bowl is still around? I thought that went out with the mechanical can opener?
Wait, I’m confused: how did the Lions send three people to the pro bowl, and why were they wearing leis instead of shoulder pads?
Holy Shit! There were Browns at the Pro Bowl?
Steven Breaston called Fitzgerald after the game to congratulate him, and once more gloat that his last name “sounds like titties.”
HOW DID SEXY REXY PERFORM? HE WAS THE WHITE GUY SNORTING COKE WITH JAMAL LEWIS, RIGHT? WHAT FUCKING THREAD AM I ON???
Wait in this personification of the NFL season , was it wiping it’s ass in her room? I’m lost?
I never knew that watching the Pro Bowl could induce Korsakoff’s syndrome, yet here I am, unable to remember or care who won the game.
Given the choice of watching this game or spending several hours perusing the talent on ratemypoo.com , let’s just say I’m now rather expert in the fecal arts.
@ Kenny
Sexy Rexy always performs better than the rest of ‘em. I’m goin’ deep!
*discreetly.
Corpse? Dick Jauron wasn’t at the Pro Bowl.
I disagree.
/was pathetic enough to wager on the NFC -2.5
//I’m a winner!
Boringness only to be eclipsed by next years game in Miami not featuring any of the players from the Super Bowl