02.11.09 NHL GOES BACKWARD AGAIN…THIS TIME FOR FUN
Seriously, I don’t know how anyone can characterize black-and-white TV as “fun.” Do you think walking to work each morning and hunting your own food would be fun? What about getting married right out of high school and dealing with a wife who thinks anal is only a style of thermometer? Society progresses for a reason, you pricks. Unless, of course, your society is tied to the National Hockey League:
Your TV set will be working fine, when you see the second period of Friday’s Avs-Canadiens game on the House Channel. To commemorate the Canadiens’ 100th year (and to get a little free pub like this), Stan Kroenke will instruct his minions to have a black-and-white picture for the full second period.
For the third period, the Avalance plan to select one section of fans from their arena and turn them in to the Senate Un-American Activities Committee as communists.
[Denver Post, via Puck Daddy, who sports a bio pic in black-and-white. Get off his lawn.]
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NHL GOES BACKWARD AGAIN…THIS TIME FOR FUN
Hawk……EEEE?
original plans to have a sort of “traveling minstrel” go house to house and just tell people who won the game were shelved for budgetary reasons.
I would watch hockey, maybe, if they found a way to make the puck stick out on TV, like if they were able to make it neon or something so it’d be easier to follow.
Hockey needs to hitch a ride with Toonces.
Can’t wait to light up my pipe, put some Brylcreem in my hair, and smack my wife!
For those of you actually attending the game, you will be forced to abandon your cars five miles away, and walk uphill in the snow to the arena. Free onion belts for the first 500 ticketholders!
+1 Katni
God I hate fucking Bettman
Black and white and french canadians… two things that people think are classic and instead are just douchey…
Boy, nothing takes Avs fans back like the glory days of the original six.
Then stay tuned to two hours of Hugh Laurie interviews.
Only on the House Channel.
Stokke- it’s called an HDTV. If you can’t follow the puck on there there’s no hope for you.
The 2 black hockey fans are going to be forced to watch the game through a hole outside the arena.
More Poutine, cheap ass!
So hockey was seen in black & white 100 years ago? Before there was even TV?
@Katni
It better be big yellow ones… They didn’t have white onions because of the war, which was the style at the time.
The… House Channel? I can only assume the game will be commentated by Foreman, color commentary by a tag-team of Cameron and Chase.
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