02.18.09 NFL PROSPECTS GET GOODY BAGS
The NFL Combine starts today in Indy, and for those who think the combine is just some offseason wankfest for diehard football fans would do well to realize that four or five little tests at this thing can either atone for or nullify a player’s entire body of work on the field. But now with Under Armour as the presenting sponsor for this year’s combine, each player invited will be getting a batch of UA gear with a retail value of about $900. From Darren Rovell:
Here’s what they get:
1 Under Armour Combine Bag
3 UA Metal apparel pieces — short sleeve compression, sleeveless compression and short sleeve loose shirt. All are personalized with position and number on the front, with the last name on the back. (UA says the compression shirts have the lightest fabric weight of any shirt on the market at 3.5 ounces.)
1 Travel suit, personalized with number and position on jacket.
1 pair of customized combine shoes (weigh 8.5 ounces, designed for NFL combine with footing for lateral, linear and vertical drills).
1 pair of UA cleats, 1 pair of UA slides (sandals), 1 pair of UA running shoes, 1 pair of UA trainers, 1 Fleece Crew top and bottom, 1 pair of Metal Compression shorts, 1 pair of Heat Gear Leggings, 1 pair of Micro-shorts, 1 pair of Combine short [sic]
How could anyone expect these guys to be professional football players without any complimentary drugs or firearms? Sure, some guys are naturally punchy and shoot-y, but there’s a bunch of guys that still need to develop those skills. But surely everyone in the combine is an expert on degrading women. There are some things you just can’t teach, I guess.
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There are 11 comments about:
NFL PROSPECTS GET GOODY BAGS
I could chug the 40 in 4.7
+1 Pauly
“The fuck am I gonna do with Micro-shorts???”
-Visanthe Shiancoe
…1 pair of Heat Gear Leggings…
Which can be gifted to Brady Quinn by checking the box on the form.
Sanchez will get a ultralight sombrero.
Not racist right?
It’s not racist if they’re mexican it’s just true
The gift bag comes with an obligation however, that the players must protect this house.
What’s funny is that this goody bag is the only income Maurice Clarett ever received in his NFL career.
Fastest 40? Toonces.
The only problem is Maurice traded it on his AK-47. I think he got hosed.
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