02.11.09 NEW BIKINI FOOTBALL LEAGUE BLAH BLAH
For both of our lady readers out there that might be wondering, “Do guys really like hanging out with girls that like sports?” First of all, how dare you ask us a sports question while making eye contact. Secondly, the answer is yes, but that kind of thing has a time and place. So when you walk in front of a man and start disrobing, do NOT start talking about sports. And if you DO start talking about sports, take a cue from the lady in the video below, and do it quietly enough so that I have no idea what you’re saying.


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NEW BIKINI FOOTBALL LEAGUE BLAH BLAH
“So when you walk in front of a man and start disrobing, do NOT start talking about sports.”
Gotta be honest here…when (if) a woman is disrobing in front of me, she could read Mein Kampf for all I care.
/gotta go post that fetish on Craigslist
WDYA:
Don’t bother. All you get is chicks with mustaches and arm bands.
@WDYA: The only time something like that happened to me, she was reading aloud from “The Bell Jar.” Worst date ever.
@WWSM: So, I’d get Italian chicks?
*bursts into thread wearing a gorilla suit with strap-on dangling out*
Did someone say work uniforms? What’d I miss?
i’d like to hear a woman’s opinion on this.
/no i wouldn’t
Nice meeting you Kaycee. Now STFU
WDYA, I prefer a woman (man) reading from the Koran (while I choke myself).
@Enrico: Gets you Allah hot n bothered, does it?
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