02.12.09 ‘MY TEAM CUT ME FOR BEING STRAIGHT’
Former Central Michigan basketball player Brooke Heike has filed a lawsuit against that university, claiming that her former coach, Sue Guevara, cut her from the program in part because Heike is heterosexual. From FOX News, the number one news source of lesbians everywhere:
Heike said Guevara told her she wore too much makeup and was not the coach’s “type.” That meant she wasn’t a lesbian, according to a lawsuit filed last week in federal court in Bay City.
The former Romeo High School star lost her scholarship after the 2007-08 season. “I didn’t feel that she did anything to improve herself after being told over and over what she needed to do,” Guevara told an appeals committee last June.
You can’t tell me this woman would try to coach a team full of lesbians. I mean, look at that shimmering short haircut. That awkward smile. The affinity for plaid clothing. Sure, she might be a lot of things, a liar, an idiot, a lesbian, but she is not a porn star.
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‘MY TEAM CUT ME FOR BEING STRAIGHT’
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Where fantasies turn into nightmares.
How dare this evil woman keep her from possibly playing in the WNBA in front of tens of fans.
“She cut me because I wouldn’t make out with chicks. That and I didn’t know how to dribble. But it was discrimination!”
Everyone knows Romeo High is full of dykes.
-Capulet Academy
She refused to go baseline and open up the backdoor.
If she had just eaten her feedbag of oats each morning, she’d probably still be on the team.
She didn’t penetrate the lane in the triangle.
Dammit, Punch. That was the joke I was trying to think of.
Coach knew something was wrong when Brooke would set devastating screens without copping a feel.
I think that Pat Summitt has taken Coach Guevara’s advice a bit too seriously.
She loves the hardwood, and now she can’t play basketball. It’s sad, really.
She couldn’t play a lick, or even lick a player. Interesting dyke-otomy, that.
Brooke, if you had only worn a beret with a red star, put on a fake beard, and talked to Sue in guttural Spanish, you’d still be playing.
Goddamn you devang, I was going the Che route but you up and stole it.
reached for comment, Cheryl Miller added “I am a large unattractive lesbian.”
Chin up, Brooke. Even with your love of cock, you could still make it all the way to the NBA if you want. Why, just look at Vince Carter!
Yep, I go to school with her.
I feel sick, I really hate lesbians or gays
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