MR. MANNERS ATTACKED WITH GOLF CLUB
02.20.09
You ever hold a door open for someone, and they don’t say “thank you”? Jesus that pisses me off. Well, it turn out that the people who don’t say “thank you” are malevolent sociopaths.
A man faces assault charges after allegedly striking another man with a golf club in an argument over manners. Police told the Cape Cod Times that a 50-year-old man leaving a gas station in town on Monday morning held the door open for a 38-year-old man.
Police said the 38-year-old man did not thank the other man, who responded by uttering a sarcastic “thank you.”
The two men got into an argument before the 38-year-old went to his car to get a golf club, which he allegedly used to strike the victim several times in the stomach and legs.
Whoa, someone from Massachusetts is an asshole? No way. I wonder what his favorite baseball team is?
(thanks to Christmas Ape for the tip)

…who responded by uttering a sarcastic “thank you.”
I always get that after sex, too.
Assholes like that really drive a wedge between people.
@Pauly:
You’re lucky. I usually just get “so now can I have my puppy back?”
Oh, the sweet, sweet memories of Russell Crowe at the apex of his hottness.
/might’ve missed the point
Hey, the old fuck had it comin.
At least he didn’t give him AIDS…That’s me, Mr. Glass is half full of AIDS
He should have used an open-faced club…a sand wedge.
Are you not entertained?
Mmmmmmm. Open face club sand wedge.