Bills running back Marshawn Lynch isn’t just a fantasy stud and a 21st century e.e. cummings. He devotes his entire life to being awesome, as evidenced by his Sporting News Today profile (via TSB, naturally). Let’s learn a little more about Marshawn together…
What’s on my iPod: Messy Marv, The Jacka, Lil Webbie, Lil’ Boosie, Clyde Clarkson, Hustler, J Stylin, Keak The Sneak and da Farmboyz, Killa Tank, Lee Majors, Mistah F.A.B., 2Pac, Sleepy D.
Sooo… who else feels really white? I get the feeling we have slightly different playlists. Nothing, however, can top the selections of the profile that come next.
What I drive: ’71 Green four-door Cadillac Seville, on 28s with 24″ 10s in the trunk; ’72 Green Chevelle on deuces; 1996 Green Impala on sixes; Green Cayenne Porsche.
On my office walls: A mural of me and everything important in my life that my cousin painted. It includes my mama, penguins, the skyline of Oakland, “Family First,” footballs, and my goddaughter.
Talent I’d most like to have: Mackin’. Straight mackin’. No, I’d like to have the talent of a magician, so I could hypnotize all of the ladies!
Favorite meal: Fried chicken, spaghetti, and red Kool-Aid — unless my cousin made the blue
My bucket list: I don’t really think about that too often but I would like to go to Africa and see what’s up over there. [Yeah, go see about that thing. -Ed.] Also, the Philippines and Asia. Go to Fiji and see if the water is really like that. And also, I am going to go down in history for something. I’m not sure yet, but it will be something good.
“Go to Fiji and see if the water is really like that.” That really just happened. Oh, Marshawn is going to down in history, all right. For being awesome.
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My bucket list? Dayum, I answered that in the last question.
/KFC’d
“my mama, penguins, the skyline of Oakland, “Family First,” footballs, and my goddaughter.”
– I may be mistaken, but I am certain that I saw that particular piece when I visited El Prado in 2004. The color scheme was derivative, but you could just FEEL the emotion pouring off of the canvas.
Beast Mode!
Which one of his cars had the privilege of smoking that bitch he ran over?
Red and blue are flavors?
We have some things in common; his iPod has Lee Majors, and I used to have a lunchbox featuring Lee Majors! Also, I was voted “Most Likely to be Straight Mackin’” in high school.
“Go to Fiji and see if the water is really like that” – he means wet.
My cousins blue Kool-Aid is fucking terrible. But then again, he does stir it with his dong.
@RobertStoneHandsRoyal
That would be the “Green Cayenne Porsche”
Purple is also a flavor, Staff Sergeant. I’m told menthol is also a color to make it right on the flip side.
“Sleepy D” is what the ladies nicknamed my penis.
Purple’s a fruit.
Favorite meal: Fried chicken, spaghetti, and red Kool-Aid
THE INNATE KLAN MEMBER IN ME IS SCREAMING IN AGONY!!!
Thank God the Bills are paying him to run not to solve world peace.
If everybody thought like Marshawn Lynch the world would be a way more beautiful place.
who the hell eats spaghetti and fried chicken with red cool-aid, doesnt he know purple goes the best with pasta? maybe a nice green for dessert.
beastmode!!
Kenny, you’re back! Where ya been???
“Messy Marv, The Jacka, Lil Webbie, Lil’ Boosie, Clyde Clarkson, Hustler, J Stylin, Keak The Sneak and da Farmboyz, Killa Tank, Lee Majors, Mistah F.A.B., 2Pac, Sleepy D.”
No Dixie Chicks?
How come there are no rappers with “medium” names – only Lil’ or Lil or Little or Big or Biggie….
I personally want to go to Poland Springs and see if the water is all that there…
If everyone thought like Marshawn Lynch we would all still be wearing leopard skins like Fred Flintstone and waiting around for the wheel to be invented.
I think he just threw in Lee Majors for the rest of us.
King Jeremy the Wicked FTW