02.13.09 LINDSEY VONN GOT A NEW GASH
Olympic skier Lindsey Vonn will compete in the slalom at the world championships this weekend, less than a week after severing a tendon in her had after slicing her thumb on a broken champagne bottle. I guess she thought to herself, “Do I really need both of these thumbs to ski?”
Vonn sliced her thumb when she grabbed a broken champagne bottle at a party celebrating her downhill victory on Monday. She traveled to Austria for surgery to repair a severed tendon.
She missed Thursday’s giant slalom and spent two days testing out a specially designed splint that will enable her to hold her ski pole.
I love how they specified that it was a ski pole, and not some random dude’s genitalia. How’d you like to have the guy that was supposed to get some at that party on Monday? I have a headache. I had a long day. I cut my hand on a champagne bottle. All women are liars. A transvestite told me that once, so maybe she was only half-right.
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LINDSEY VONN GOT A NEW GASH
Nice flower twat.
That picture is ripe for all kinds of de-flowering jokes.
I’m too lame to come up with any.
Imagine Enrico slow-clapping for the title of this post. Well done.
every rose has it’s thorn…
i smell tuna.
is that from the 1-800-flowers “Roses and vaginas” basket? Because if it is, I am absolutely buying myself a valentine’s day gift.
So….does that mean I can have the old one?
She only has one thumb in this photo, are we to believe that she has none now?
She should trim her vag.
She looks so hoooot! I love her, I am her big fan! Just a question about her, is she single again? I saw her profile “minilovekiin”on millionaire dating site_____www celebmingle com____last week. Just curious! looooooooool
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