NBA Hall of Famer Clyde Drexler provides color commentary for Rockets games, and he is outstanding at it. Just as he and play-by-play man Bill Worrell were discussing Andres Nocioni’s inability to cover Yao Ming, Yao made another easy bucket over Nocioni, prompting this exchange:
Drexler: “That’s like clubbing baby seals. There’s nothing Nocioni can do.”
Worrell: “Oh wow. Give me a better picture than that.”
If you listen carefully, you can actually hear Worrell’s asshole clench up. Don’t be such a little bitch, Bill. Like you’re Mr. Perfectly 100% Politically Correct or something. It’s like that old saying, “Let he who has never clubbed a baby seal… club the first baby seal.”
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Clyde The Snide?
I advise Clyde to leave Heidi Klum’s children alone.
I’ve been saying it for years: today’s players are more concerned with partying and chasing women and making rap albums and clubbing baby seals than they are with winning.
Fuck clubbing baby seals.
They always get in ahead of me, with their bullshit “I’m on the list”. Fuck them.
Is clubbing baby seals even all that easy? Shooting fish in a barrel? Okay. Taking candy from a baby? Check. But clubbing baby seals? That’s more an analogy to poor taste or questionable ethics. Like comparing someone’s good game play to clubbing baby seals….
What did you want him to say Bill? “That’s like raping little children?” You’d like that Bill wouldn’t you, you sick fuck.
Worrell: “Oh wow. Give me a better picture than that.”
Drexler: “How about clubbing strung-out crack whores with a tire iron?”
Worrell: “Better.”
Clubbing baby seals is OK as long as you’re not doing near the softball field.
“It’s like taking candy from one of those thalidomide babies, Bill.”
+1 Zack
Allan Stokke, Calvin Murphy has got that angled covered already.
my respect for clyde the glide is way up.
“Haha, Yao Ming rrikey ching chong club the baby searrr!”
–Sugar Shane Mosley
It’s Yao’s case, it’s more like whaling.
The first rule of clubbing baby seals is: You do not talk about clubbing baby seals.
dont knock it til youve tried it.