
We all remember spearchucker Leryn Franco from her amazing Olympic performance sexy pictures. And now, via Hot Clicks, the word is that she’s inked a new deal with Nike for their clothing line.
When I first started writing this post, I was expecting to have a lot more information about this, but no: that’s really all the news that Hot Clicks had. But the rumor seems to have some veracity, as this story in Spanish from late last week seems to say the same thing. “Sensual atleta paraguaya Leryn Franco es el nuevo rostro de Nike” — I don’t speak Spanish, but that sounds like an ad campaign I can masturbate to.


I’d just do her.
/zing
Assuming that paraguaya translates to Paraguayan, then that’s enough to get me off. Not that she’s from that country, but the country on it’s own is sexy enough.
Just wait until they find out she was a dude.
[cue "The Crying Game"]
when reached for comment Scooby Doo said “rostro” as well
“I don’t speak Spanish, but that sounds like an ad campaign I can masturbate to.”
If she were a dead hooker laid on top of the hood of a 1990 Toyota Tercel, that would be an ad campaign I could masturbate too.
Lemme know when she signs with a no-clothing line.
ps. Needs more Scrooge Mcduck.
Is she bi?
I mean, does she speak both Spanish and English?
I also mean, will she lick “el gato” on camera?
that look on her face. I’ve seen it before. It’s the look that says “I don’t know you. Please close your raincoat.”
Que romantica!
AYE AYE AYE!
/Bumblebee Man’d
i still havent heard back about my offer to be her sex slave. that bitch
is nike going to start marketing dildos for women athletes?
bitch is ugly as fuck