02.05.09 LEBRON IS KINDA RIDICULOUS
Two days after Kobe Bryant set a Madison Square Garden record with 61 points against the Knicks, LeBron James went off for 52 points and a triple-double in the same building, reminding us all that, oh yeah, LeBron is also somewhat skilled at basketball.
James added 11 assists and 10 rebounds in the Cavs’ 107-102 win to become the first player since Kareem Abdul-Jabbar in 1975 to have a 50-point triple-double, and he joined Michael Jordan as the only player to have mutiple 50-point games in the present MSG. (Of course, Jordan did it against Charles Oakley & Co…)
Also, in case you’re feeling particularly self-conscious about your lack of income, flabby midsection, or weak chin, LeBron is only 24 years old, a multimillionaire with a goal of making a billion dollars, and by all first-hand accounts a genuinely funny and charismatic person. Oh yeah? Well, I bet being 6-foot-8 sucks when he flies in coach! What’s that? He has his own plane? Oh.
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LEBRON IS KINDA RIDICULOUS
But does he have this sweet blanket that his grandma made him for Christmas? I think not.
Yeah, but he lives in Cleveland*
*for now
On the other hand, he is also loaded with credit card debt, swimming in student loans, going to a job he doesn’t love and fighting a mysterious herpes outbreak.
// I often confuse myself with LeBron James.
Why does Ciara have a pekingese on her head?
Nothing against LeBron, but the stoned dentist kid could put up at least 8 points against the Knicks.
Am I going to be like this forever?
Lebron’s dimples can solve Rubik’s cubes in record time.
Mike D’Antoni’s mustache causes anal warts. I know from experience.
Lebron’s jumpshot can be traded for cash at Cash4Gold.com.
Lebron’s shorts are held up by angels.
Are they holding hands? That’s sweet.
MSG’s PA Announcer: “Mama mia! Look atta dis eggplant! He make-a my Knicks look-a like-a stinky anchovies!”
Nothing says “Incredible Performance” like beating the shit out of the Knicks.
No one swaggers like floor seats
Who let all of those negroes onto the sideline? They’re supposed to be playing in the game or sitting in the nosebleeds.
/Garth DiFelice
Yeah, but could LeBron drop 60 AND get away with rape?
(Answer: probably)
Second night of a back-to-back, on the road.
/Cav fan’d
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