Comments on: LANCE ARMSTRONG PWNS JACKASS

By: Papa Shango

Papa Shango — Mon, 23 Feb 2009 21:54:19 +0000

Haha!!! [points] LOOK AT ALL THOSE FAGS WEARING SPANDEX!!!

By: serk1

serk1 — Mon, 23 Feb 2009 21:48:15 +0000

People are allowed on the course in stage races. I think this guy had a pretty funny interpretation of ‘el diablo’ from the tour de france.

[en.wikipedia.org]

By: vchadl

vchadl — Mon, 23 Feb 2009 21:22:32 +0000

That’s cyclings version of “Morgana” the kissing bandit…and that’s exactly why cycling is so gay.

By: King Jeremy the Wicked

King Jeremy the Wicked — Mon, 23 Feb 2009 20:58:31 +0000

+1 on the Charlie Brown reference. Do you think he said “RATS” when he fell in the snow?

By: Bacon rules!

Bacon rules! — Mon, 23 Feb 2009 20:33:43 +0000

Awesome. I think people misinterpret what happened though. That’s actually this guy’s personal syringe that he uses to inject bacon fat and heavy cream into himself.

By: Enrico Pallazzo

Enrico Pallazzo — Mon, 23 Feb 2009 19:48:59 +0000

I find the syringe thing hilarious but am confused by the “satan/bumblebee man/charlie brown” get-up. I hope that he got pushed into yellow snow.

By: King Jeremy the Wicked

King Jeremy the Wicked — Mon, 23 Feb 2009 19:36:44 +0000

i think he should change his name to “Stretch”

I just can’t believe that someone cares enough about cycling to dress up like a mix of Satan and a bee and sneak on the course with a giant fake syringe. It’s biking dude. guys. riding. bikes.

By: Tim was Tim

Tim was Tim — Mon, 23 Feb 2009 19:35:27 +0000

I defend this guy’s choice to carry his cell phone in his left hand so he never has to say “I left my cellphone in my gay- assed yellow pants.

By: ihopethisgetsmattmoney

ihopethisgetsmattmoney — Mon, 23 Feb 2009 18:58:34 +0000

I defend Lance’s decision to not change his name from Lance, to Vince.

By: Dr. Do-itch Big

Dr. Do-itch Big — Mon, 23 Feb 2009 18:58:30 +0000

There’s snow banks at the Tour of California??

Global warming my ass