02.23.09 LANCE ARMSTRONG PWNS JACKASS
Lance Armstrong finished seventh overall at the Tour of California (Armstrong’s Astana team leader Levi Leipheimer won for the third straight year), but the highlight was the seven-time Tour de France winner shoving this syringe-wielding jackass into a snow bank.
Don’t get me wrong, I’m not defending Lance Armstrong’s decisions to leave his wife for Sheryl Crow or hook up with an Olsen twin or hang out with Matthew McConaughey. I’m really just supporting the idea that if fans want to interfere with sporting events, then all rules are off for the athletes beating their ass. Like, sure, you should be allowed to run around the bases at the Major League game of your choice. And if you get beaten to death with a baseball bat, sweet. Thanks for the extra entertainment.
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LANCE ARMSTRONG PWNS JACKASS
There’s snow banks at the Tour of California??
Global warming my ass
I defend Lance’s decision to not change his name from Lance, to Vince.
I defend this guy’s choice to carry his cell phone in his left hand so he never has to say “I left my cellphone in my gay- assed yellow pants.
i think he should change his name to “Stretch”
I just can’t believe that someone cares enough about cycling to dress up like a mix of Satan and a bee and sneak on the course with a giant fake syringe. It’s biking dude. guys. riding. bikes.
I find the syringe thing hilarious but am confused by the “satan/bumblebee man/charlie brown” get-up. I hope that he got pushed into yellow snow.
Awesome. I think people misinterpret what happened though. That’s actually this guy’s personal syringe that he uses to inject bacon fat and heavy cream into himself.
+1 on the Charlie Brown reference. Do you think he said “RATS” when he fell in the snow?
That’s cyclings version of “Morgana” the kissing bandit…and that’s exactly why cycling is so gay.
People are allowed on the course in stage races. I think this guy had a pretty funny interpretation of ‘el diablo’ from the tour de france.
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Didi_Senft
Haha!!! [points] LOOK AT ALL THOSE FAGS WEARING SPANDEX!!!
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