Lance Armstrong’s return to cycling is continuing with the nine-day Tour of California — he’s currently among the leaders despite a stolen bike — and the 7-time Tour de France winner has still got plenty of fire. In this video, Paul Kimmage of the Sunday Times asks Armstrong a question and mentions that his request for an interview was rejected. And then Armstrong points out that the reporter once called him cycling’s “cancer,” and he proceeds to verbally take Kimmage to the woodshed.
Jeez, you lose a testicle and almost die from cancer and then set up a huge charity and donate millions of dollars to fight the disease, and suddenly cancer stops being funny. Thanks a lot, Lance. What am I supposed to do now? Tell heart disease jokes?
[Velo News via Awful Announcing]


Wow, he’s rather testy.
Lance to reporter: Grow some balls.
I can see Lance’s point. I was once told that my presence here retarded WL’s efforts to have a mature discussion, which hurt my retard feelings.
Lance called my $3 donation to his charity ‘niggardly’
/applies blackface for purposes of joke
You know damn well that Lance is shaking his fist at the Tropic of Cancer.
THAT FUCKING GUY FROM FILMDRUNK CAN’T TAKE A FUCKING JOKE!!!
I guess he wouldn’t let me interview him either, because when he came back I said he was one crazy nut.
Him and Sheryl Crow wouldn’t have broken up if he had more jewels to give her.
I’m just a bit curious.The Magazine HOLLYWOOD GOSSIP reported her profiles were found on the famous rich men seeking affairs site ***m i l l i o n a i r e l o v e s. c o m*** last week and she was seeking her sugar daddy there now!