David Letterman sent Biff Henderson to be a Late Night correspondent at the Super Bowl. There’s some good stuff here, especially the appearances by Jesse Jacksonand Marv Albert — although nothing is quite as satisfying as Biff swearing at a Steelers fan who interrupts an interview.
I’m not sure if anyone ever really got the right answer to what John Madden smells like in the morning, though. I always figured it was cash, sweat, and bacon grease. With an oaky finish of brain damage.
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Once when I was a few months behind on some bills, I was forced to do some things I wasn’t proud of.
Having woken up underneath Mr. Madden on more than one occasion, I can assert that he is an Aqua Velva man, through and through.
// thank god for black tar heroin and rubbing alcohol.
Thank you for getting something new on the top of the page, Matt.
My guess is a combo of flop sweat and “BOOM!” Tough Actin’ Tinactin.
A heady aroma of bloomin’ onion and Brett Favre.
maybe this is a fucked up question but what about asking madden what Brett Favre tastes like.
too fucked up?
rv would that question be better answered by peter king?
I always thought “highlighter and shoe leather.”