Yankees pitcher Joba Chamberlain may look like a pudgy simpleton incapable of landing hot girls, but keep in mind that pinstripes and millions of dollars are very slimming.

Busted Coverage unearthed some photos of undetermined age that feature the Yankees star getting cozy with one “Jaime,” a New York gal-about-town who — according to BC — refers to Chamberlain as “Jobie-son,” “Ja,” “J.L.C.,” and “Bubba-Boo.”  Much cuter than my pet names of “Jabba,” “Fatass,” and “BlowJob.”  I make lots of friends at Yankees games.