Suns guard Jason Richardson has been suspended by the team for tonight’s game after he was cited for a variety of traffic violations, most notably going 90 miles per hour in a 35 zone while his toddler son wasn’t in a child seat.
[A]n officer clocked Jason Richardson doing 67 mph in a 40-mph zone in the area of 65th Street and Camelback Road shortly before 8 p.m. Sunday… [T]he officer followed Richardson onto 64th Street, where Richardson’s car hit speeds up to 90 mph. The speed limit there is 35 mph…
Richardson’s 3-year-old son was in the back seat of the car. Police said the little boy was not in a child seat, which is required by Arizona law.
To be fair, “The Simpsons” was about to start, and it was the first episode ever done in HD. And the opening credits got reworked! That’s a pretty big deal. We should be impressed he even remembered to put his son in the car.
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The humor of Toonces bad driving takes my mind off the fact that the little bastard has been dead and rotting for probably the last fifteen years.
What an idiot, if he had just put the kid in the trunk he would have never got caught
What a disgrace. He should be sending checks to his kids from hundreds of miles away like most NBA fathers.
Nice headband, Toonces.
Cats are such fags.
I’m sorry officer… I was just showing my son what not to do.
The Toonces photoshop efforts are a cheap attempt to make a goofy joke funnier and funnier each time without getting annoying.
And you know what? It’s working really well. I love it.
Did we ever get to the bottom of whether Toonces was a drinker or not?
It doesn’t matter what your kid is sitting in with Toonces behind the wheel…you’re still going off that cliff.
Hey, at least the kid wasn’t driving.
This sort of speeding never would have happened if Terry Porter was his driver.