02.09.09 JAMAL ANDERSON SNORTED COKE OFF A TOILET
Most of you remember former Falcons running back Jamal Anderson as the proprietor of the “Dirty Bird,” that variation of the Chicken Dance that was all the rage during Atlanta’s run to Super Bowl XXXIII. Anderson’s choreographic brilliance shone yet again over the weekend, this time in an Atlanta nightclub. This latest routine involves dropping to your knees, covering a nostril of your choice, and snorting a line of blow off the crapper with a white guy.
Anderson, 36, and Mark Daniel Hudson, 20, both of Duluth, were in the same stall inside the men’s room at Peachtree Tavern about 3 a.m. Sunday, snorting powder cocaine off the toilet tank, police spokesman Otis Redmond said…A tavern patron alerted an off-duty Atlanta police officer to possible illegal drug use inside the restroom, he said.
Jamal was booked for felony possession of cocaine and misdemeanor possession of marijuana. He was released on $6000 bond, so I guess he can go knock out whatever it was he was trying to get pumped up for at 3 am. Seriously, just go to bed, man. Or play Madden. Did you know you could create yourself in Madden and then play the game as you, Jamal? Imagine that, you as an NFL player. What a time for us to be alive.
[AJC, via The Smoking Section]
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JAMAL ANDERSON SNORTED COKE OFF A TOILET
In his defense, they were just killing time until the glory hole opened at 4:00 AM. If you want a good seat, you have to get there early.
Do you think he will be doing the Dirty Bird in the slammer? – BettorFan.com
Dexter Manley is unimpressed.
Did you know you could create yourself in Madden and then play the game as you, Jamal?
Nah, he’d probably blow out his knee setting it up.
Off a toilet? That’s gross, man. That’s why I only snort coke in bathrooms that have a diaper changing station.
and Mark Daniel Hudson, 20
Well duh, that guy is not even old enough to possess cocaine. Dummy.
Jamal Anderson invents the Dirty Snowbird.
Based on your headline, I assumed Jamal was gettin freaky with R. Kelly’s ex.
Are we sure this wasn’t me?
I’m not the biggest proponent of drug use, but in my opinion some snitchin’ patron needs an ass beating. Unless Jamaal was being a complete dick (not sharing), why the fuck would anyone run to the cops and complain about someone getting their bump on?
Shared-stall drug usage is for ladies, Jamal. Real men go the way of the coyote when they’re snorting blow at 3AM.
Is this the first bathroom stall in history that was lacking a toilet paper dispenser? And why is the white guy getting the three-first-name treatment? Its not like he murdered someone famous
2 men inside a bathroom stall? I think the news reports accidentally misinterpreted the type of “blow” they were doing.
Nothing kicks up the potency of coke like layers and layers of dehydrated men’s ass sweat.
Brady Quinn is intrigued by the last 2 comments.
When did Jamal and Jay Cutler start hanging out together?
I’m laughing at my imagination’s idea of a “toilet tank” — an all-white, porcelain military vehicle that shoots dookies
That place isn’t a nightclub it’s a dive bar full of frat boys from GaTech, and it’s the same one Jamal passed out at a couple months ago. None the less this narc and the person who took Michael Phelps picture both need an ass wippin’
Why’s Jamal still wearing his Christmas sweater in February?
Tim, because there’s snow on it. The cops took the rest of it.
@Sex Cannon:
well, not only is he not old enough to possess cocaine, but he is also not old enough to even be in the supposed “night club.” which, to agree with BOB4FET7, is a shit hole college bar. Top quality journalism!
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