02.12.09 I WOULD TOTALLY HAVE SEX WITH THIS PLANE
SI Swimsuit Issue cover model Bar Refaeli has been all over New York City this week, making appearances on Letterman and the Today Show, showing up for release parties and promotional events, and even getting totally naked in my dreams. What a lewd little minx!
Below are a bunch of pictures from said events, minus my dreams, which are NSFW and didn’t turn out well when I rendered them in crayon. The airplane, by the way, is a promotion with Southwest and has been dubbed SI One. I guess it’s a little classier than my idea. Hey, I thought it would be cool to drive the Bonermobile around town.
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I WOULD TOTALLY HAVE SEX WITH THIS PLANE
If you want to nail that plane, you’re going to have to abide by Southwest’s rules. Since plane-fucking is general admission, I would definitely recommend getting there early.
“Hey, I thought it would be cool to drive the Bonermobile around town.”
In Matt’s case, it’s a Mini-Shtupper.
ZING!
(And I would also like to “belly up to the Bar”, if you know what I mean. If you don’t, I mean “I would like to get to know Bar in a penis-inserted-into-vagina way.)
So for a $500 ticket I can say I’ve been inside of Bar Refaeli?
I’d fuck that plane and buy a soda for $2 afterwards.
Wait until that plane wants to have sex with you. You won’t walk right for days.
@Tim – Southwest is accustomed to fucking its customers.
I definitely prefer girls with their heads cut off so kudos to this photographer.
I’d skeet in the engine and make that bitch go down.
Guys this is ridiculous. You can’t fuck an airplane. God knows I’ve tried.
// the revolving door at baggage claim totally gives it up though.
I would totally ask for the kosher meal on that flight.
/For she is Israeli, you see.
This plane has a black box.
Maintenance costs are through the roof, however.
Get Sully on the line. There’s no reason he shouldn’t be able to say “I went down on Bar Refaeli.”
i wouldn’t talk bad about bar refaeli, but that plane is a butterface.
She looks so hoooot! I love her, I am her big fan! Just a question about her, is she single again? I saw her profile “minilovekiin”on millionaire dating site_____www celebmingle com____last week. Just curious! looooooooool
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