What’s amazing about this video, to me, isn’t that some guy is riding his bike off a roof. That I’m used to. It’s that he very obviously pushes his handlebars down to attempt a front flip, and it’s immediately obvious he has never attempted a front flip on a bicycle before.
“Hey, wanna ride your bike off a roof and try to land on this downward slope?”
“No way, man. Too easy. I gotta put my spinal cord at risk if I wanna feel alive.”


Almost…
But it worked on “Tony Hawk Wannabe 09″ on the guy’s Gamecube…
I’ve done this before — except there is no bike, instead of flipping I’m on all fours, and a thai hooker and a pineapple are prominently involved.
I am wearing a helmet though.
I think what Wayne is saying is that if this guy had been wearing a leash, he coulda’ pulled this off.
Maybe a little less time riding a bike and a little more time fixing all the holes in your fucking roof?
That would have worked……..
if he were on the moon.
That building and the sloped grass reminds me an awful lot of my alma mater, <a href = ‘[www.thinkfinancial.com] Mudd College.
Wow, even an http address describing the ugliness of the campus is ugly.
Either that or my fancy college didn’t bother to teach me how to use the chevron key.
Man, Frank Lloyd Wright is going to be pissed that you’re fucking up his roof….
LloydCarrPoolLane has returned! I’d like to buy a round of Cheetos and hand jobs for everyone!
Wait wait wait….who’s giving the handjobs??
I’m just going to look on Craigslist and find someone affordable and accommodating…
Needs more paralyzation.
Whenever I try to feel Alive, I just start eating soccer players.