It’s hard to get outraged over these teacher-does-student stories anymore. First of all, it’s pretty ridiculous to consider a high-school kid a “victim” when he’s scoring ass while the rest of us are holding down jobs. And secondly, well, teachers need lovin’ too. Even if they do look like full-blown child molesters.
Police in Coquille [Oregon] have arrested the Coquille High School track coach on charges of sexually abusing at least one of her athletes.
Police Chief Mark Dannels said police acting on a citizen tip arrested 36-year-old Wendi Boutiette Saturday on charges of second-degree sexual abuse, contributing to the sexual delinquency of a minor and sexual misconduct.
Booty-ette is married with two kids, none of which were sufficiently bangable, I guess. Hey, cheer up, honey. There’s always Race For The Cure. The cure for your insatiable appetite for teenage boys. That’s no big deal, but those bangs are an absolute crime. Maybe if you went to a salon once in a while you could get dipped by someone your own age.
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And take care of that shit on your chin. I’ve got some lotion here in this handy dispenser. Meaning my cock.
No shit. Airstrikes are useful for adult acne, no?
What happened to the super hot teachers gone wild? I like those better…
I’m outraged this shit never happened to me. Not that there were any superfine teachers at my highschool. In fact, there was only one. And superfine is not how I would describe her. But still… she knew how to handle a beaker.
“charges of sexually abusing at least one of her athletes.” –
As long as they’re being precise about it.
“He may have stolen anywhere between nothing at all and 11 million dollars. He was either in the area of the crime or out of the country at the time. We’re a bit foggy on the whole thing, actually.”
See, now this case actually looks like abuse.
“Hey…why the long face?”
There’s gotta be a “citizen tip” joke in here somewhere.
So this outrageously ugly high school track coach walks into a drug store.
No joke here. I just assume she’s going to buy some Noxema for her court appearance.
I’m sure if you put a plastic bag over her face it would be ok
doesn’t seem too happy, must have been a bad lay
btw, when are we gonna get a Griffey Jr update?
PITBB, that’s what I do to my hookers every Monday through Saturday. I take Sunday off to burn the evidence.
nice Enrico, i thought i was the only one. My closet can only hold so much