Comments on: HOT CHICK SAYS ALOMAR DOESN’T HAVE AIDS

By: WhyDoYouAsk

WhyDoYouAsk — Fri, 13 Feb 2009 18:51:24 +0000

@Julee: Someone mentioned you gargle manchowder for quarters? True or not??? Find out on http://www.juleegarglesmanchowder.com

By: julee

julee — Fri, 13 Feb 2009 18:41:14 +0000

Someone mentioned that you met your man on the famous celebrity&rich romance seeking club__——–celebmingle com__———-? True or not??

By: Merk

Merk — Fri, 13 Feb 2009 18:28:32 +0000

@Lawdog, while I applaud your translating skills, I do like this picture, because then I can picture her saying in a spanish accent “he dos not hev AIDS, scouts honor”

/try it at home!

By: lieutenant winslow

lieutenant winslow — Fri, 13 Feb 2009 17:59:03 +0000

pretty sure that, like the N word, only puerto-ricans are allowed to call themselves “puerto-rican”

By: Blackcapricorn

Blackcapricorn — Fri, 13 Feb 2009 17:57:18 +0000

@WWSM- Blow Up Wanda has no such standards.

By: Lawdog

Lawdog — Fri, 13 Feb 2009 17:45:42 +0000

Not to get all nitpicky and shit, but I think you should have used this pic for the article instead…
[www.primerahora.com]

Not because it’s any hotter or anything. Just because it’s from primahora, which if my understanding of Spanish is correct, means “Best Whore”.

By: whowillsexmutombo

whowillsexmutombo — Fri, 13 Feb 2009 17:36:05 +0000

@Zack –
On the other hand, if all it takes to sleep with a woman unprotected is telling her you don’t have AIDS, maybe you don’t want to sleep with her unprotected after all… as you’re probably not the only guy who has passed her iron-clad screening process.

By: Enrico Pallazzo

Enrico Pallazzo — Fri, 13 Feb 2009 17:34:53 +0000

This is the most aggregious use of the phrase “I will destroy you” since W said it to America 8 shitty years ago.

By: WhyDoYouAsk

WhyDoYouAsk — Fri, 13 Feb 2009 17:34:43 +0000

@Zack: Why the fuck were you in South Africa? Was Eritrea full? Tijuana was plenty far south for me.

By: Zack

Zack — Fri, 13 Feb 2009 17:24:22 +0000

Come on, if this chick was like “Do you have AIDS? I’m on the pill, but if you have AIDS I want you to use a condom,” would you admit that you had AIDS? I certainly wouldn’t. I’d be all “No baby, I don’t have AIDS.”

/lived in South Africa for three years; is accustomed to accusations of AIDS.