02.03.09 ‘HORSE’ ADDED TO NBA ALL-STAR WEEKEND

basketball sucks harder than a trucker at a rest stop

Simmons next column:

“Today the NBA agreed with me about HORSE, segway into Celtics, segway into Red Sox, segway into Patriots, Tom Brady, Bill Belichek, Wes Welker, these are my readers the end”

Actually that is also Simmons’ next 15 columns.

You know who would be good at HORSE? TEEN WOLF!

it’s going to be like that episode of 90210, but not as good as that one time on The Real World / Road Rules challenge.

We always used to play P-I-G instead of H-O-R-S-E when I was a kid. Still not sure if it was due to the ADHD or the overall literacy level in my hometown. Which I’m guessing is about on par with most NBA players. Maybe they should try that instead.

/wish I was kidding

Are we sure they arent going to play a game of WHORES?

So what’s with the lesbo in the middle?

I figured HORSE would be a part of the WNBA All-Star game.

If the name of the game was “Horse Fucking”, I would put all of my Super Bowl winnings on Tony Parker.

I will not be satisfied until “Around the world” becomes an all star activity.

// “Around the world” is fucking gay.

I’d rather see a game of NORSE. It’s essentially the same, but all the players have to drink a flagon of mead first.

Wait until I tell my friends Ace, Jimmy and Sal.

In the pic, is that (fill in WNBA player’s name here) to the right of Simmons? Are they participating?

Tim – you have forgotten your other pal, Jack-O

+1 Punch

If Simmons is involved, shouldn’t it be a game of horse’s ass?

why in the world is john elway gonna be in the nba all-star game?

or does it mean a bunch of players will rape sarah jessica parker? is that was playing horse means?

Next year they will have Rick Reilly’s Heartwarming Retarded Ballboy Challenge.